hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

(via aguywhattakeshistime)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(via suckadickyourhonor)

alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender


alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender


alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender


alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender


alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender

alotofsuperheroes:

blue-gold-demigod-clouds:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

He don’t care about gender

(via suckadickyourhonor)

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

(via ruinedchildhood)

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

(via fairytrainer)

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready